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Bob Marshall knows absolutely nothing about the United States Constitution.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Dec 20th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Bob Marshall, wannabe 2012 Senate candidate, is proposing a bill that would ban homosexuals from serving in the National Guard. How does he plan on doing this? He claims that the United States Constitution ensues that the states are responsible for disciplining the “militia” (the National Guard). Except for, you know, that provision that states [...]



Let’s see how many neo-Confederates and Confederate apologists I can annoy…

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Dec 20th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Today is the 150th anniversary of the secession of South Carolina from the United States of America. There is a simple reason that South Carolina, a state where you had to be a wealthy land-owning white male to hold elected office, choose to secede: slavery. Do not believe me? Read the South Carolina Declaration of [...]



Delegate Chris Peace is an embarrasment to Caroline County and Virginia.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Dec 20th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Delegate Chris Peace (R-97th), who represents the southern portions of Caroline County, including Ladysmith, has a brilliant idea: he’s going to run those damn Hispanics illegals out of state colleges and universities. When did he turn to promote his bill to keep Hispanics illegals out of college? “World Net Daily” (WND). What is “World Net [...]



Blast from the Past: SatireWire.com returns after eight-year hiatus.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Nov 18th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

This is the site that created the “Axis of Just as Evil” joke which was copied by dozens, if not hundreds, of others. Some of their old stuff was amazingly prophetical too. It’s great to see them back.



What the hell is wrong with The Caroline Progress?

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Oct 4th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

They had front-page coverage of the Clyde Davenport case and they actually gave the name of his stepson, the victim of sexual abuse? What the hell is wrong with that paper? Are they the only newspaper in the United States that still names the victims of sexual abuse in articles? Every newspaper that I know [...]



Apparently Jim DeMint (R-SC) missed that memo about needing to emulate Ronald Reagan.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Oct 3rd, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Because this type of junk is coming out of his mouth: Sen. Jim DeMint told a crowd of supporters Friday evening that he will continue to recruit like-minded Conservatives across the nation to run for Congress and pastors to join the fight to “take our country back.” (…) DeMint said if someone is openly homosexual, [...]



“Wake Me Up When September Ends”

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Sep 20th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Sure, they’re a bunch of liberals but they make good music: And this also get me a precedence to post a particular video in December.



BREAKING HARD: DONNA BLANTON’S APPEAL DENIED, CONVICTION AFFIRMED.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Sep 16th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

From the Supreme Court of Virginia’s website: 091878 Blanton v. Commonwealth 09/16/2010 In an appeal arising from a prosecution for murder and felonious use of a firearm, defendant’s failure to make a timely motion for a cautionary instruction or mistrial concerning the prosecutor’s comment about the defense evidence failing to show that the defendant was [...]



A couple of people at Virginia Commonwealth University need to be fired.

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Aug 26th, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

Ah, the joys of incompetence at VCU. Let’s say that someone, say a handsome young blogger, submits his Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) on February 9, 2010. How long does it take for this application to be processed by his public university? Over six months. And then only after two e-mails and a [...]



The Virgil Goodification of the Republican Party?

By Timothy Watson From http://www.imsurroundedbyidiots.com • Aug 21st, 2010 • Category: Blog Entries.Local

How else can you describe what has happened to the Republican Party this year? The Republican Party had a simple route to a landslide election this year: Cut government. But, like the Republican Party so often does, they could not not screw it up. Instead of focusing on actually cutting government, and coming for plans [...]